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In Keeping With The Theme: Boring Things I Do With My Garden Gnome


I found this picture of when I took him with me to Dominos.  He looks like he's enjoying himself... I think Clarence misses American food.  Anyhow, the workers at Dominos didn't look at me too strangely, since I'm practically there every week (I think they start preparing my pizza as soon as they see me walk up now).

Anyway, I think the very fact that I have the theme "things I do with my garden gnome" automatically makes it not boring.




Am I right? Let's test this theory:

  • Clipping toenails
  • Studying
  • Drinking water
  • Breathing

Now, let's jazz it up a bit:

  • Clipping toenails with my garden gnome
  • Studying with my garden gnome
  • Drinking water with my garden gnome
  • Breathing with my garden gnome


Actually, it's not so much interesting as it is sad and depressing... I might need more definitely need more friends over here.

Comments

  1. Chine~
    do not worry.
    i shall come visit you SOON!
    'cause i'm flying to japan in a month! haha
    do you think your gonna be in korea for another year?
    or are you getting ready to come back home forever?
    you should definitely stay there for a bit more..and just come visit america...and go back to korea..b/c i'm planning to teach english in korea after japan. and wouldn't it be super fun to hangout together in korea? yah know?
    haha i miss you!

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  2. Yes it would be AMAZING! I'm in Korea for at least another year and a half... we'll see about more after that.

    I'm visiting home at the end of July! When is your flight??

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