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Without a doubt the worst song lyrics EVER



By now I'm used to song lyrics that just don't make any sense (especially when infused with foreign words) but this really is too much.  The song is by K-Pop group ZE:A.  You can skip to around 0:50 and sing along with this horrible, horrible chorus:
Mazeltov have strength, Mazeltov laugh,
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
I hope you will at least give me some strength, my my my girl

I'm still not quite sure what this song is about... good beat though.  Hit the jump for the rest of the song lyrics.  I've bolded the parts that make the least sense.

Aho yo!
It's shutting down, Love
It's shutting down, Blind
It's shutting down, Passion

GET GET GET, live it up

Jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up (Oh)
Jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up (Hoo)
Jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up,
Jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, break it dancing

Break it down, red beat down, knock you down, here we go
Oh uh uh uh uh uh uh, you're really really making me want to dance
Latin girl, Mexican girl, Korean girl, Japan girl
My beating heart isn't stopping, yeah yeah yeah mirror mirror mirror

I'm very very afraid that your heart will always act as if it doesn't know me and forget
Only just happening, meeting other people is useless
When you see me, are you also hurt? If you're hurt, tell me

Mazeltov have strength, Mazeltov laugh,
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
I hope you will at least give me some strength, my my my girl

Mazeltov have strength,
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Oh uh uh uh uh uh uh, dis dis discard and surprise yourself
Latin girl, Mexican girl, Korean girl, Japan girl
I want to dance for 365 days, yeah yeah yeah mirror mirror mirror

You must miss the long year, or at least one month
When you say it's all over, it hurts. I must be stupid
Only just happening, meeting other people is useless
When you see me, are you also hurt? If you're hurt, tell me

Mazeltov have strength, Mazeltov laugh,
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
I hope you will at least give me some strength, my my my girl

Mazeltov have strength,
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Hey ladies... EMPIRE BOYS
You must be somewhere in the universe, so I rejoice. My body feels like it's going to explode, so I'm pleased.
Let's have a great time. Mad time right, everybody join hands and run off.
Latin girl, Mexican girl, American girl, Japan girl, Korean girl
It's fantastic, it's magical, you are ma ma ma ma ma ma magic

Mazeltov have strength, Mazeltov laugh,
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
I hope you will at least give me some strength, my my my girl

Mazeltov have strength,
Mazeltov, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Mazeltov, all people, Mazeltov
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  1. JeremyFebruary 14, 2010 at 12:07 AM

    I wonder if they heard that Black Eyed Peas song and went "Mazeltov?? What an awesome English word! Let's use that one mirror mirror mirror!"

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